Happy Anchor Day!

March 7 is hereby and shall always be Anchor Day. It was on this day that the ancient doctors of Swedish Hospital, in their great wisdom, would have induced the labor of Odessa Anchor Belisle Exworthy, had she not seen fit to finally squeeze her way out of Brit's belly just two days prior.

On Anchor Day, you curse like a sailor, but smile like a newscaster. Anchor Day is a good day to feel sorry for yourself, even though you are perfectly healthy and surrounded by people who love you. Look at Odessa...already fighting with the world. I love her.