Happy Birthday All You Scorpios in My Life

Mom, Abby, Phill, Bevin, Leah, Shawndrew, there are more of you and you know who you are. You are passionate and funny and sexy as hell. You are hard on yourselves, but WOE to he or she that dares to question or impede you in any way. As much as I like to give you all shit for being so stubborn and wonderful, I can't help myself. I am drawn to you like a poor little bunny is drawn to the fake carrot full of dynamite.

You are no vegetable. Happy Birthday all you Scorpio Bitches.